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Thank you

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How to buy:

You can order by email to marcadoru@hotmail.com.

The price is 1 euro/1 piece.

The pebbles are varnished for a long resistance.

RO: Din ciclul „Casă de Piatră”, ca recunoștință pentru o piatră pusă la temelia noii case.

Față                                                    Verso

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How to buy:

You can order by email to marcadoru@hotmail.com.

The price is 1 euro/1 piece.

The pebbles are varnished for a long resistance.

My boys can swim – Keyring

My boys can swim - Keychain

I don’t make love – Keyring

I don’t make love.

I fuck… hard

I don't make love. I fuck... hard - Keychain

Better days are coming – Keyring

They are called Saturday and Sunday

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Thank God it’s Friday – Keyring

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Some people call me Rock – Keyring

Some people call me Rock,

you can call me tonight.

Some people call me Rock, you can call me tonight - Keychain

SHHH… I’m hiding from stupid people – Keyring

SHHH…

I’m hiding from stupid people.

SHHH... I'm hiding from stupid people. - Keychain.jpg

Look to your Left – Keyring

Look to your Left ->

I said LEFT idiot

Look to your Left - I said LEFT idiot - Keychain.jpg

Decision stone – Keyring

“Decision stone
Yes
No”

You do not know what decision to take?
Let fate (e.g. this stone) to decide.

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Be polite – Keyring

Be polite.

Go fuck yourself!

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After Tuesday even the calender goes W T F – Keyring

After Tuesday even the calender goes

W T F

After Tuesday even the calender goes W T F - Keychain.jpg

Why is Monday so far from Friday – Keyring

Why is Monday so far from Friday

and

Friday so near to Monday.

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday - Keychain.jpg

Win or learn, never lose – Keyring

Win or learn,

never lose.

Win or learn, never lose - Keychain.jpg

World’s okayest fucking boss – Keyring

World’s okayest

fucking boss.

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World’s okayest/greatest son of a bitch – Keyring

World’s okayest/greatest son

of a bitch.

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World's greatest son of a bitch - Keychain.jpg

You are the sun of the bitch -Keyring

You are the sun of the bitch.

Ooops… beach.

You are the sun of the bitch. Ooops… beach - Keychain.jpg

You make me wish I had more middle fingers – Keyring

You make me wish

I had more middle fingers.

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Women don’t fart. They… poof – Keyring

Women don't fart. They... poof Y - Keyring

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Te Amo Tequila – Keyring

“Te
[  ]  amo
[x] quila”

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It’s Wine o’Clock – Keyring

It’s Wine o’Clock

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Rich and Single – Keyring

If you are rich I am single.

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Kiss or Kill Option – Keyring

I want to ki__ you

(options may vary)

I want to ki__ you - Keychain

Time is Money

Time is money 2Time is money 1

All I Need Is U – Keyring

F  CK

All I need is U

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F CK All I need is U G - Keychain

A Very Old Picture of Me – Keyring

a very old picture

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A very old picture of me R - Keychain

How to Forget a Guy – Keyring

Never use a guy to forget another. Use two or three.

Never use a guy to forget another. Use two or three - Keychain.jpg

Are You Drunk? – Keyring

“Are you drunk?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
x”

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Luminescent Keyrings

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Studying – Keyring

Student + Dying = Studying

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We Are All in the Gutter – Keyring

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Sorry – Keyring

Sorry.

Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.Sorry - Keyring

World’s Greatest – Keyring

World’s greatest farter.

Oops!… Father.

World's Greatest - Keyring

Prosperity and Abundance – Keyring

Symbols for prosperity and abundance: Midas Star and RUUF.Prosperity and abundance - Keyring.jpg

Gratitude – Keyring

I owe you! Fuck you very much!

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Disagreement – Keyring

It’s okay if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

Disagreement - Keyring

Make Progress or Make Excuses – Keyring

There are only two options: make progress or make excuses.

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Brains Are Awesome – Keyring

Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

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How to Succeed – Keyring

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you to.

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Touch Me – Keyring

Is there life after death? Touch me and find out.

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Born and die poor – Keyring

If you born poor it’s not your mistake, but if you die poor it’s your mistake.

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Superkeyring

If you’re going to break into my house, just know one thing… I don’t call 911, so there won’t be anyone to save you.

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Tomorrow – Keyring

Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.

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There Are 10 Kinds of People – Keyring

There are 10 kinds of people – those who understand binary and those who don’t.

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You Are What You Eat. – Keyring

You are what you eat.

Some eat pork, some beef, some chicken. Some eat vegetables.

You Are What You Eat. - Keyring

I eat fish.

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I Am Good – Keyring

I am good, but not an angel.

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I Love My Job – Keyring

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

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Sexy Mind – Keyring

I don’t have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

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